Collin's Jokes.
Danny Argent
Last Update 2 years ago
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. “Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
A man with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and asks to buy a pair of flip-flips.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
Grandad was very sick, so we rubbed lard on his back. He went downhill very fast after that.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.